Just heard that one of my short stories, A Documentary About Sharks, has been snapped up (well, it’s a far more exciting verb than bought) by the good people at Bound Off. Once published, this will be the third time my dodgy accent has appeared on iTunes under the Bound Off banner. Considering I’ve had a few rejections recently and a few others are really dragging their heels before presumably rejecting me and England are rubbish at cricket AND I’m equally rubbish at gambling … considering all that, I’m punch-like in my chuffedness.


Within five minutes of posting this, I received a rejection from one of my heel draggers.