MAN: (frustrated) What the fuck’s wrong with this fucking photocopier now?
Man crouches and starts looking at flaps and doors, giving one or two a slap. Woman leans over and looks at the control panel.
WOMAN: It’s finished.
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February 10, 2009
Roving reporter explaining about the damage done to roads in the South of England following the severe weather we’ve all been enjoying:
REPORTER: So if you discover a pothole, please tell your council so they can look into it.
The council doing anything other than just staring into a hole, I’m sure is implied.
January 29, 2009
Conversation overheard today in Stirling:
WOMAN (surprised): He didnae hink ah wiz a slapper!
MAN (indignant): Am no giein’ a fuck if he diznae hink you’re a slapper!
Can’t help but think I’ll get the gist of the rest of this conversation on the news tonight.
